lemon incest.

00:47am

I am sat in my smoking fort. Man, popcorn is bad for the teeth.

15:46pm

Must try harder.

14:27pm

I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN SO MUCH PHYSICAL PAIN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I had an emergency IUD device fitted last night, and I swear I have never experienced anything quite as humiliating/ agonising/ violating before. I planned to get a taxi home from the hospital but the pain was so intense that I could barely walk, so I rang my friend Adam in tears, who valiently arrived with hugs and a sat. nav. and a Domino’s menu. We sat in his bedroom for hours and he held me whilst I cried, before feeding me pizza and antibiotics and streaming endless episodes of Shooting Stars until I laughed away the pain. Then we fell asleep listening to the rain! I LOVE MY FRIENDS. I wish we could all live together forever. I literally don’t know what i’d do without them.

Rowan will be here in around 45 minutes- I literally cannot wait to see him. I look disgusting and my room is foul, but hopefully he will overlook that and give me and my womb some tender love and care.

12:28pm

Bloody hell. I have spent the past week hiding out with my boyfriend in Weston Super-Mare- I cannot believe how much I miss him. Still, he DID ask me to move in with him! So we are looking for houses and things at the moment. Now, however, it is time is face university, almost one week later than scheduled. I predict a riot…